Pathologist
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Re: Another piece of information I didn't know so far
Agreed!
But then we have to make the mother of all Burbs Days! Beer & BBQ is a given but what more?
--- Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it!
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4/18/2011, 8:06 am
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RayPeterson
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Re: Another piece of information I didn't know so far
- call the pizza dude
- slurp some orange juice on your veranda right after getting up
- combine some pineapple with dog food
- hide behind your neighbours' garbage cans while spying on them
- crush some beer cans
- dig some holes in your backyard
- listen to Enrico Caruso while offering your guests some sugar substitute
- salute your flag while "Machine" comes blaring out of your speakers
- throw some coffee at the paperboy
- get yourself one of those beef sandwiches
- watch jeopardy with your wife / girlfriend
- take a seat on your roof and munch some animal crackers
- play some canasta in the cellar
- just try to get some g0ddamn sleep in your backyard...
--- Walter, I have your dog.
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4/18/2011, 1:51 pm
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Uncle Reuban
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Re: Another piece of information I didn't know so far
Here's some other 'burbs related things you can do:
-Slip a note under your neighbor's door.
-Have ribs for breakfast
-Mouth the words to the Mr. Roger's Neighborhood theme song.
-Paint your house(this wouldn't be required)
-Watch your neighbors with your girlfriend
-Smoke a cigar on your neighbor's lawn.
-Tell someone the story of Skip and how he murdered his family.
-Eat sardines and pretzels
--- "You are the one who lives next door."
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4/25/2011, 12:36 am
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Pathologist
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Re: Another piece of information I didn't know so far
quote: Uncle Reuban wrote:
Here's some other 'burbs related things you can do:
-Slip a note under your neighbor's door.
-Have ribs for breakfast
-Mouth the words to the Mr. Roger's Neighborhood theme song.
-Paint your house(this wouldn't be required)
-Watch your neighbors with your girlfriend
-Smoke a cigar on your neighbor's lawn.
-Tell someone the story of Skip and how he murdered his family.
-Eat sardines and pretzels
Wooooaaaaaaaoooowwwwwwwww
--- Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it!
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4/25/2011, 2:36 am
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RayPeterson
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Re: Another piece of information I didn't know so far
A few more "Do's"
- Make some brownies
- Get yourself a golfing outfit to have the perfect excuse for everything you'll be doing that day
- Tell your wife/girlfriend that you really like her hair
- Ask the garbagemen if they found something bulky which was probably a little bit moist
But let's also add some "Dont's"
- Don't let your wife slam the door to your backyard into your face
- Don't blow up your neighbour's house
- Try not to step into dog poo
- Don't annoy the neighbour's dog while snooping around in their backyard
- Don't take a look in their furnace
- Don't fall off the roof or set yourself on fire
- Don't mix up a toupee with a rat
--- Walter, I have your dog.
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4/25/2011, 12:33 pm
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Rays Yard
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Re: Another piece of information I didn't know so far
Be sure to put green light bulbs in your garage and house.
--- I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
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5/24/2011, 2:35 pm
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