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Agreed!

But then we have to make the mother of all Burbs Days! Beer & BBQ is a given but what more?


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- call the pizza dude
- slurp some orange juice on your veranda right after getting up
- combine some pineapple with dog food
- hide behind your neighbours' garbage cans while spying on them
- crush some beer cans
- dig some holes in your backyard
- listen to Enrico Caruso while offering your guests some sugar substitute
- salute your flag while "Machine" comes blaring out of your speakers
- throw some coffee at the paperboy
- get yourself one of those beef sandwiches
- watch jeopardy with your wife / girlfriend
- take a seat on your roof and munch some animal crackers
- play some canasta in the cellar
- just try to get some g0ddamn sleep in your backyard...

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Here's some other 'burbs related things you can do:
-Slip a note under your neighbor's door.
-Have ribs for breakfast
-Mouth the words to the Mr. Roger's Neighborhood theme song.
-Paint your house(this wouldn't be required)
-Watch your neighbors with your girlfriend
-Smoke a cigar on your neighbor's lawn.
-Tell someone the story of Skip and how he murdered his family.
-Eat sardines and pretzels


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quote:

Uncle Reuban wrote:

Here's some other 'burbs related things you can do:
-Slip a note under your neighbor's door.
-Have ribs for breakfast
-Mouth the words to the Mr. Roger's Neighborhood theme song.
-Paint your house(this wouldn't be required)
-Watch your neighbors with your girlfriend
-Smoke a cigar on your neighbor's lawn.
-Tell someone the story of Skip and how he murdered his family.
-Eat sardines and pretzels



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A few more "Do's"

- Make some brownies

- Get yourself a golfing outfit to have the perfect excuse for everything you'll be doing that day

- Tell your wife/girlfriend that you really like her hair

- Ask the garbagemen if they found something bulky which was probably a little bit moist


But let's also add some "Dont's"

- Don't let your wife slam the door to your backyard into your face

- Don't blow up your neighbour's house

- Try not to step into dog poo

- Don't annoy the neighbour's dog while snooping around in their backyard

- Don't take a look in their furnace

- Don't fall off the roof or set yourself on fire

- Don't mix up a toupee with a rat

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Be sure to put green light bulbs in your garage and house.

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